set of fictional rules for a "fart fight":
Ensure that everyone participating has eaten a big bowl of beans
Intentional use of substances to enhance the potency of the flatulence is encouraged.
Volume Control:
Keep the noise level as loud as possible.
Physical Contact:
Absolutely, farting on others in the arena is encouraged.
Choose an appropriate location where others will be encouraged to join in the festivities of fierce flatulence fun.
Blast blast blast like you are a raging butt thunderstorm on the open plains.
Odorless farts must be powerful to score points.
Laugh laugh laugh
Remember, it's all for laughs. Don't take things too seriously, and be ready to laugh at yourself.
Timing is Everything:
The more times you blast the better chance for a victory.
If someone decides they don't want to participate, respect their decision and blast em right outta the arena.
Always prioritize respect and consideration for others, and let them rip like there's no tomorrow.
Remember to blast em till you level all those around you.
Then jump up n down screaming winner winner.
Warning sharting is an automatic disqualification.