8BitDo has released a new wired and wireless controller with Hall effect joysticks. Also sporting a 6-axis gyroscope and a third set of shoulder buttons, the 8BitDo Ultimate 2C Bluetooth comes in at under $30 too.https://www.notebookcheck.net/Ultimate-2C-Bluetooth-8BitDo-releases-new-wired-and-wireless-controller-with-Hall-effect-joysticks-and-6-axis-gyroscope-for-under-30.930505.0.html
Ticks a lot of boxes... but those short, stubby handles are seriously uncomfortable for people with man-hands.