I mean, if you look at all of them then yeah, it's confusing. But if you look at what you want, say you need a workstation-class laptop, you won't really look at Ultra 200U or 200H, but at Ultra 200H instead so your choice there is just five different CPUs and they are numerically named pretty straightforward where higher number carries more cache and higher clocks.
For example Ultra 9 285H has 5.4 GHz and that would be the old i9 with a 15900HX name if they kept that naming system. Ultra 5 235H has 5.0 GHz and less cache, and that would be i5 15500HX.
Actually, for comparison, I'll literally copy/paste official names, it's still the same amount of CPUs (
Intel® Core™ Processors HX-Series (14th gen): SKU Comparison):
- Intel® Core™ i9 Processor 14900HX 👉➡ Intel® Core™ Ultra 9 Processor 285H
- Intel® Core™ i7 Processor 14700HX 👉➡ Intel® Core™ Ultra 7 Processor 265H
- Intel® Core™ i7 Processor 14650HX 👉➡ Intel® Core™ Ultra 7 Processor 255H
- Intel® Core™ i5 Processor 14500HX 👉➡ Intel® Core™ Ultra 5 Processor 235H
- Intel® Core™ i5 Processor 14450HX 👉➡ Intel® Core™ Ultra 5 Processor 225H
Old names 33 characters (including spaces), new names 35 characters (including spaces).
The names were retarded before and they still are, but the important thing "Ultra", number next to it, and number following "Processor", has more clarity now. It's unarguably easier to remember 255H than 14650HX. Then again it can always get worse with AMD Ryzen AI 9 HX 370+ Ultra Maxblabla...
The only sane player in this space is Apple with M4, M4 Pro, M4 Max (and the amount of cores listed to them). Can't be simpler. Meanwhile Qualcomm, AMD and Intel... 🙄