Uhm.. iPhone/Apple fans are really easily distressed or excited by things everyone else wouldn't even think twice about.
I can see why they don't buy other brands. Dealing with all those choices and having products change every year must be exceptionally traumatic and bewildering.
Apple is reportedly removing the dedicated Action Button on next year's iPhone 17 Pro devices. If true, this will be an important hardware change, as the Action Button, which has replaced the legendary mute switch, has only been present on the phone for a year at this point.