9to5mac report:
Can malware use this vulnerability to take over my computer?
No.
Can malware use this vulnerability to steal my private information?
No.
Can malware use this vulnerability to rickroll me?
Yes. I mean, it could also rickroll you without using it.
Can this be exploited from Javascript on a website?
No.
Can this be exploited from Java apps?
Wait, people still use Java?
Can this be exploited from Flash applets?
Please stop.
Can I catch BadBIOS from this vulnerability?
No.
Wait, is this even real?
It is.
So what's the real danger?
If you already have malware on your computer, that malware can communicate with other malware on your computer in an unexpected way. Chances are it could communicate in plenty of expected ways anyway.
That doesn't sound too bad.
Honestly, I would expect advertising companies to try to abuse this kind of thing for cross-app tracking, more than criminals. Apple could catch them if they tried, though, for App Store apps. Wait. Oh no. Some game developer somewhere is going to try to use this as a synchronization primitive, aren't they. Please don't. The world has enough cursed code already. Don't do it. Stop it. Noooooooooooooooo [...]
So what's the point of this website?
Poking fun at how ridiculous infosec clickbait vulnerability reporting has become lately. Just because it has a flashy website or it makes the news doesn't mean you need to care. If you've read all the way to here, congratulations! You're one of the rare people who doesn't just retweet based on the page title :-)